on all levels except physical i am in a punk show bathroom. ask me how i became a smoothie on december 9th 2017. point break 1991 is genuinely a good movie and friday the 13th is not. PUP has been the soundtrack of my 20s so far which is really pathetic and depressing and speaks poorly to my adjustment, but very well to my sense of humor and self-awareness. i am more unhinged in real life than i am on here so i suggest never giving me the benefit of the doubt. i have never once moshed but i did get hit by the mosh pit and start crying once. half of my personality is my various injuries and the other half is that i'm an only child. i am YOUR very own personal clown friend so yuk it up, that's what i'm here for. i am pure spectacle and somehow also pure sincerity. i skateboard very poorly and i wear full protective gear bc looking like a dork is cooler than sustaining a head injury or breaking (or re-breaking) my joints. i hope you gave up reading this at sentence 3. anarchosyndicalism is the future, at least somewhere. i have fewer tattoos and piercings IRL than you would think but i plan to get about six of the former and twelve of the latter when the plague has gotten less plague-y. i cannot play video games but do anyway. if for some incomprehensible reason you want to inquire further then please do not embarrass yourself because i will tell teagan on discord.