Heaven wrote:Snusmumrikken wrote:
actually i've decided to go full ableist, all my blogs will henceforth be written in comic sans, turquoise text on SCREAMING pink background. everything is a gif. banana dancing everywhere.
MONZA, ITALY. SEPTEMBER 6TH 2020. AROUND 6 PM CEST. MOTORSPORT HISTORY. PERHAPS THE MOST UNEXPECTED PODIUM IN FORMULA 1 EVER. PIERRE GASLY, CARLOS SAINZ JR., AND LANCE STROLL. WHAT IS PERHAPS EVEN MORE UNEXPECTED HERE IS THE ONE GUY IN FINLAND WHO PLACED A 20 CENT BET THAT THOSE WOULD BE THE THREE DRIVERS ON THE PODIUM. TO STRESS HOW INCREDIBLY UNEXPECTED THIS PODIUM WAS, THOSE 20 CENTS BECAME 33,398 EUROS.
I WOULD BE LYING IF I SAID THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE RACES THIS SEASON HAD NOT BEEN DISAPPOINTING. THE SEASON STARTED OF WITH A VERY EXCITING RACE, BUT FOLLOWING THE AUSTRIAN GRAND PRIX, WE WERE ONCE AGAIN CURSED WITH MERCEDES AND RED BULL BASICALLY CONSTANTLY ON THE PODIUM, AS IF IT WAS EXCLUSIVELY FOR THEM. WE ARE HOWEVER BLESSED THAT THEY HAVE FINALLY REALISED THAT IT IS MORE EXCITING FOR THE VIEWERS TO WATCH WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE MIDFIELD, WHERE THE ACTUAL COMPETITION IS HAPPENING. THE BATTLE FOR THE 4TH PLACE, OR 5TH PLACE, IS MORE HEATED THAN WHATEVER IS HAPPENING IN THE FRONT. THE AUSTRIAN GRAND PRIX, THE FIRST RACE, WAS EXCITING. AN UNEXPECTED PODIUM, LOTS OF RETIREMENTS DUE TO MECHANICAL FAILURES AS IF IT WAS THE 50'S.
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