Welcome to the first fabulous edition of real life stories! And just to twist things up, you aren't going to be reading just any stories, but holiday stories. Yep, you're officially cool now. So if you're ready to laugh, smile and maybe even cry, check out both stories and let me know which one you loved most. and to the right you will find some funny thanksgiving fails and memes!
Story #1: Classic turkey story
"I dropped the turkey after rubbing olive oil all over it. I rinsed it off, rubbed the oil on again, and cooked it. Didn't tell anybody for 10 yrs...just told them last year. Oh well, it didn't kill anybody or make them sick, lol!
Story #2: A soggy disaster From: Anonymous
About two years ago for thanksgiving, I decided to make some sort of Chocolate trifle concoction. Now trust me, it was absolutely delicious...but not when I made it. I had it in school when someone made it for our class and so I decided to try and replicate it at home for thanksgiving. I started with the brownies, which would be the bottom layer. Those turned out quite fine. Next layer, the chocolate pudding. The brand I used was from Jello, and I guess you could say I added a bit too much milk. Figuring it would thicken over time, I just smeared it all over the brownies. Now here's where I really went wrong - The whipped cream. Yeah, I know, it's pretty much impossible to mess up whipped cream when all you have to do is purchase it. But I wasn't the one who bought it, my mom did. Instead of buying the cool whip in the tub, she bought me canned whipped cream. Of course she had to go with the cheapest option (thanks a lot mom). I squirted it all over as my final layer, wrapped it up and brought it to my grandmas house. And here's where it really went bad - The tasting. My aunt has a very strong sweet tooth, so everyone jumped up and said she should be the first to try my dessert. I was usually a pretty good cook, so she was excited to try it. As usual I was all smiling and happy, ready to serve her a piece. I lifted the foil and I swear my eyes nearly fell out, lol. The whipped cream started to separate and get liquidy, the pudding got even more watery due to the chunks of wet whipped cream, and because I didn't wait too long for my brownies to cool, it was just one hot, soggy mess. But still, I cut a slice and served it to her. As soon as I gave it to her, I quickly walked away, I took absolutely no pride in what I put in front of her. She took a small bite and said "yum" under her breath just like every other family member would do to spare my feelings, but she never picked up that fork again and that was the only slice cut out of my pan.
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