The time has come to answer the long awaited question, just who ARE the mods? Well, look no further, Sarah has been undercover for the past month, and is here today to bring you all the juicy gossip, and finally expose the mods for what they really are. Buckle down, because things are about to get intense!
Kaitlin
So friendly, so lovable, but what you don't know is she's a CLONE! During a mod movie night, 3 different versions of her showed up, which begs the question "which one is the real Kaitlin!?" Just when you find your other half (Karah forever) they throw a curve ball at you. Well, I'm sorry Kaitlin, there's not enough room in this relationship for the 4 of us.
TezzicaVP mom, or mom from HELL!?
This photo was discovered of Tess and her kid, claiming she was "swaddeling" him, but really she just but him in a child-sized body bag! Not to mention his crib looks an awful lot like a jail cell. Coincidence? I don't think so! She "accidently" hits the camera button just so she can show off her imprisoned baby.
LegohouseSerene can't even keep a virtual family together, how can she keep the site together? She fails all the Sims challenges her and Sabrina do. And don't even get me started with her obsession in dogs. Maybe she and Kaitlin would be better off together. Kaitlin can be her dog supplier.
And she's always using the leprechaun emoji. What are you trying to hide!? You're not fooling anyone with your
ChandelierSabrina the teenage witch, so full of hate! Did you know she doesn't like diet coke!? What kind of person is she? Don't believe me? Well, here she is, #exposed for the world to see.
Not to mention she is CLEARLY making fun of my inability to eat gluten. Low blow man.
HypoxicZoë is a MERMAID!? You heard it here first folks, it's true. Ever notice how she spends way too much time in the water? There's no other reason; she needs it to live. Over the years she's adapted to land, but she still can't stay out of water for long periods of time. Not to mention she's doing so well in all these swimming competitions. Spoiler alert, it's because she has fins! And have you seen her red hair? Only mermaids have hair that colour (just look at Ariel). I'm on to you Zoë
SavageBritt has an addiction. She NEEDS her daily dose of How to Get Away With Murder, coffee, and One Tree Hill. She needs to get help. We tried having an intervention, but she was too busy binge-watching to even show up. If you're reading this Britt, we are worried about you. We know you can change, and we are here for you!
SoapSoap = undercover secret agent, confirmed. She's always watching, lurking in the shadows, waiting for her time to strike and take us all down with her. Many have tried to understand her cryptic messages, but few have cracked them and lived to tell the tale!
SareureukSomething about her is just too nice. The way she "cares for her friends" is suspicious. My guess? Building an army of followers ready to strike at a moments notice! Her giving nature is just hiding the fact that she's taking our souls!!
Photosynthesis
Maybe the evilest and corrupt one of them all. Just look what she wrote about Kaitlin!
She only became a mod to abuse her powers and make herself more ferior. I mean, who let a person who can't even properly digest gluten have control over making sure people follow the rules? In mod training, she got 4 strikes and they STILL let her be a mod? The whole system is whack!
Actual Mod Chat Conversations- Kaitlin getting baby formula delivered to her door
- Which condiments are better
- A trip down memory lane of favourite childhood movies
- Sarah eating too much pizza at least twice now
- Lots of talk about the guy Sarah is someday going to marry (and you're invited as long as you bring good wedding gifts)
I hope you guys enjoyed this silly little article. I know it's a bit late, but April Fools :) Shout out to Baileyyrosee for the beautiful layout, and my fellow mods for being such sports.